We’ve all been there: you’re enjoying a blissful flower vape session, only to find your mouth feeling like the Sahara Desert. That dry, sticky, “cottonmouth” sensation is a common side effect of cannabis, and it can definitely put a damper on the good vibes.
For example, I get hella cottonmouth every time I vape or smoke, and I hate it. Not only does it NOT FEEL GOOD, it makes me hyperfocus on my mouth and lips. I don’t know if you ever had this happen to you in company, but I find it makes me ‘feel’ and act dumber – I’m constantly thinking about how dry my mouth feels, fumbling words, and generally presenting like a kid who’s got his entire face covered in cotton candy, smacking my lips and grinning stupidly.
So yeah, I had to find ways to fix my cottonmouth a long time ago, and the advice I dish out in this post is everything that’s worked for me in the past. The biggest one for me is the type of strain that I choose – I’ll share my favorite strains that don’t rob me of my saliva below.
Buttom line – cottonmouth or hyposalivation, meaning lowered produtction of saliva, is temporary and easily managed in most cases. All it takes is some pre-session planning and follow through.
If you’ve been battling with it, read on for some tried-and-true remedies to get your saliva flowing.
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Hydrate Like a Boss: Your First Line of Defense
We all know water is essential, but when it comes to battling cottonmouth, it’s your ultimate weapon. In my vast experience, how much you hydrate in general has a profound impact on the severeness of cottonmouth, so make sure that your water intake game is good throughout the day.
- Before: Start hydrating before you even take that first puff. This pre-game hydration sets the stage for a smooth and comfortable experience.
- During: Keep a water bottle handy and sip on it throughout your session – water keeps those saliva glands flowing.
- After: Don’t stop hydrating once you’ve put the vape down. Continue sipping water to replenish lost fluids. Make it a part of your session routine.
Pro Tip: Upgrade your hydration game by adding a pinch of salt to your water. A lot of people recommend Himalayan salt, but I’m not that picky. Regular salt with do the trick and help your body absorb fluids more efficiently, keeping you feeling refreshed and hydrated longer.
Snack Smart to Beat Cottonmouth (& Munchies)
Tokers are their worst enemies when it comes to cottonmouth. At least, I know I am. For years, I’d get these munchies that compelled me to snack on dry, salty things, which made my cottonmouth worse.
Those days are long gone.
Today, when I vape or smoke and I anticipate the munchies, I prepare treats that fall into three broad categories – fruit and vegetable, frozen treats, and savory delish with a twist.
Fruits and vegetables like watermelon, cucumbers, and citrus fruits are packed with water and ectrolytes, offering a refreshing boost to your hydration levels. Plus, they’re a delicious way to curb those sweet or salty cravings.
Reach for sugar-free popsicles or frozen yogurt for a sweet and refreshing treat that’ll keep your mouth happy. Bonus points for choosing flavors with a touch of citrus or mint for an extra refreshing kick.
If you’re craving something salty, opt for hydrating snacks like pickles, olives, or even a bowl of broth-based soup.
Remember, the key is to choose snacks that are both satisfying and hydrating. Olives and pickles are what work for me most of the time. Experiment until you find something that you’re happy with.
[Recommended reading: How to Stop Feeling Hungry When You’re High]
Choose Strains That Don’t Mess With Your Saliva Production
- Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate – through a straw!
- Choose your cannabis strains wisely
- Avoid cannabis and alcohol during your sessions
- Choose moist and refreshing snacks
- Go ahead and use a humidifier if you have one
Go now – toke and make your salivary glands happy!
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